Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Campaign Week for Star Wars!

I will take whatever is on the line.
In this case, I am rooting for Star Wars to win the Best Makeup Oscar this Sunday!

I will change the mental toys banner into a Star Wars campaign as soon as I can.

I doubt I can make a difference, but who cares!



























Other shows/people I am rooting for:

Munich for Best Picture - I have no seen it yet, but I'd like to see a dark horse take the prize.
Paul Giamatti for Best Supporting Actor - Hands down. If he loses I'll kick May Yee for fun.
Johnny Williams for whatever it is he's nominated for.
Everybody loses for Best Visual Effects, forcing a re-nomination and having Star Wars win it.
Howl's Moving Castle for Best Animated Feature Film






Monday, February 27, 2006

Digital Zoom from my Room

Sunday, February 26, 2006

After much consideration, I have decided that, because of

unfavorable circumstances

I am shelving Lov from the planned production. It is not necessarily permanent. The script it still here. If someone wants to take it off me and make it, feel free to email me.

I know it's been months. But it's okay. A thousand apologies to the cast and crew that has been confirmed. Maybe in a month's time or a year's time, ok?

Saturday, February 25, 2006

FGT 25th Anniversary Celebration

So I've not blogged much about the church I go to. Today's a good chance. Well, my church celebrated her 25th anniversary today. We never really celebrated the occasion on a large scale, but we did this time. Invited a lot of people to come by for a time of reflecting, and forward looking, and eating.

Well, here are some pics.


We had a lovely cultural dance right at the start. The above pic shows Paul, some kid who at 15 (or 16) is already a better film editor than me. Anyway, here he is trying out dancing.


After some song items, a video presentation, and a time of praise and worship. Our senior pastor spoke for a little bit.


Then after that there was makan. Yes, that's roast lamb.


When I saw there was a clown there for the kids I excitedly ran up right to its (note that I'm referring the clown as IT) face and snapped a pic, before suddenly having my fear of clowns kick in very powerfully. I staggered back a few big steps before taking one or two more pics of Pennywise.


Okay. I'm introducing a new set of people into my blog. While technically, a church is supposed to be a sort of a family, which it is for me. The above is my almost-nuclear-for-real church family. We almost officially refer to each other as brothers and sisters. From left: Kenneth, who is my boss in handling cell group matters. Then there's Grace, the pastor's kid, who's almost taken for granted to be like my real sister. Joshua, who eats disgustingly, but I think will get the girls despite that. Tan Min Ser, whom I always have to disclaim to others that we're not actually blood related despite the almost identical names. And me. The best looking one.

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yeah anyway.
Ok.

Well.

Cheers to God.

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Friday, February 24, 2006

Double O Seven

I read this on IMDb news today...

Disgruntled James Bond fans have set up a website campaigning for new 007
Daniel Craig to be stripped of the iconic movie role. Craig was announced as the successor to Pierce Brosnan's superspy last October and shooting began on new film Casino Royale last month. But die-hard fans of the franchise still hope to oust the British actor and replace him with a more worthy Bond - by urging cinema-goers to boycott the film when it is released. A statement on craignotbond.com reads, "Eon Productions angered fans around the world when they fired Pierce Brosnan at the height of his popularity as Bond. To add insult to injury, Eon cast a short, blond, odd-looking Daniel Craig in the role of Bond. Craig, described by The New York Times as having a 'pale, flattened face and large, fleshy ears' is a terrible choice for Bond. If Eon Productions and Sony Pictures will not accept they've made a big mistake, then Bond fans promise to boycott Casino Royale!"

Let's check out Daniel Craig's credentials to see what's the fuss about. Not gonna list everything, but some of those that he had a medium/major role in

2001 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
2002 - Road to Perdition
2003 - Sylvia
2004 - Layer Cake
2005 - The Jacket
2005 - Munich

Hmmm. Not suave enough? We really don't know. let's just wait and see.

For those of you who are still blur, here's a pic of Bond Craig


He's Bond... James Bond.

*Now Eva Green's casting is bad.






This must be how Pompeii was like when it was buried in ashes. The warm dust that caused thousands of people to suffocate to death.

The nuclear winter is peaking. The soft poisonous snow landing gently everywhere without end. And it is getting very cold. And suffocating.

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Drop la another nuke, put an end to the misery :P

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

"A" Class Embarrasment

I got pranked by my colleague.

I need to clarify that the prank worked only because she was silly enough to miss her flight overseas for her own equally embarassing reason.

Goodnight, and good luck.

Scaling the Brokeback and More

Okay. Let's talk about Brokeback Mountain.

I figured since I made numerous postings on Munich and Memoirs of a Geisha (and a lot of other notably good and bad films), I should at least write a few paragraphs about the most talked about show for the awards season: Brokeback Mountain.



So a lot has been said about it. Gay movie... too liberal... shouldn't watch it because it compromises your values... da di da... beautiful movie... celebration of true love... da di da

Final conclusion.
It's ok lah. It's a good movie. Beautifully shot, consistently cut, well written, and appropriately acted.

That's all I got to say about that.

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But I don't like it.

I found myself having to add a disclaimer after every time I say I don't like. I don't like it not because I'm a homophobe. I disagree with homosexuality, but I don't distance myself from or judge people for that.

I dislike the show because it's not my kind of movie. It's a cowboy-ish western thing, which doesn't appeal to me. And it's Ang Lee, whose films are generally not my type anyway. Look, I completely loathed Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Thought it was a piece of dung.

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I've read many articles about why a Christian shouldn't watch Brokeback Mountain. I agree with most of them, really, being a Christian myself. But I watched it anyway. Those who know me well enough know that I'm the sort who must know what I'm dealing with in terms of arts/media/literature stuff. Yes I've read Harry Potter, The Da Vinci Code, countless Anti-Christ like horror movies, gay movies lesbian movies, blasphemous books bla bla bla.


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I understand that there is a sentiment that if you already know it's something that's X-rated, or theologically unsound, there's no need to read/watch it. Just like how you don't open porn mails because you know it's porn.

Put it this way. There is a need, in the case of highly debated issues (whether or it should be a debated issue to you does not matter. It is being debated), to understand the debate inside out. If I had not read the Da Vinci code, and I sat down with a Da Vinci Code advocate. The conversation would be like this:

"So TMY, I hear Jesus was married."

"He wasn't."

"Really? I also hear Christian festivals are pagan in origin."

"I'm quite sure that's not true."

"Mmmm. So did you know that Leonardo Da Vinci's paintings tell Jesus stories that no one wants to hear?"

"Ummm. Like what?"

"Did you also know that Mary was one of the disciples of Christ, and everyone erased her from the Bible you know?"

"No, I'm quite sure that's not true."

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In short. I'd look like an idiot. And I don't mind looking like an idiot. What I mind is being stepped all over in something that we should not be stepped over with.

I admire those who have read it, and have done their research, and in their own ways, have found their faith grow by leaps and bounds in facing up to challenges that the media is putting us up to.

I do not have all the answers, but I sure am working on it.

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Just like Brokeback Mountain. I needed to know why this particular gay movie has struck more chords than any other gay movies to date. Other homosexual-themed movies like The Hours, Being John Malkovich, Birdcage, Angels in America, and many others has garnered critical acclaim, but has not sent ripples of headlines all over the world.

This one has, and I want to know why.

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Also, a friend put it succinctly and beautifully. She said, "hello I'm a comm student... i'll watch anything =)" (ok that sounds a bit totalizing. I won't watch everything, but you catch my drift)

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Imagine if all the Christians in the world shut both eyes, and both ears to everything that is deemed unsuitable for our sacred souls. We'd be blasted back into the stone age, stampeded by the mass, and ultimately severed and rendered out of touch with the rest of the world.

And isn't that something we can't afford to lose?

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If you're part of the conservative group and you are by now calling me names, denouncing my blog, my faith, my testimony yadda yadda. Let me say this- don't visit this site lah.

Plot to Destroy

Mother Shu sent me two picture files over MSN.

When the first file download was complete, I opened it and saw...



I remarked, "is this the real thing?" I was excited. I knew that she went to Washington in Jan, and figured she took a picture of the West Wing while on a White House tour or something.

Second download.



All I said was "..."

I feel small and stupid. I was fooled by a short little monkey who manipulated my interests and feelings for The West Wing just so she could have a good laugh at me.

She reacted by saying, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA."

just watch out, shu. I tell the world who's in love with you then you know.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

A sudden nuclear winter comes.
Gray ice.
Gray air.
Gray snow.
Gray minds.

And for a thousand million years, the world will be without sunlight. And everything will die.
Before little rays of hope come again.

Then maybe, life can start again.

Monday, February 20, 2006

"Act as if ye have faith and faith shall be given to you. Put it another way, fake it till you make it."

Leo McGarry,
from The West Wing: In the Shadow of Two Gunmen, part 1,

Drives.

I called Shu Yi the other night, but she didn't pick up. That was Saturday, I think. She called back later and excitedly told me that she didn't answer the call because she was driving, and proudly related to me that she drove ALL THE WAY from PJ to Subang (that's about a 20 - 30 minute drive).

So I said wow and all that.

And about a day later, just as I was about to get over Shu's big achievement. I talked to Bei Yan (a.k.a. Porkymon) and she told me she drove for the first time in years. I asked her how far did she drive.

"Around the house."

I'm gonna host a party today.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

George awards George

Film-maker George Lucas has been recognized by US President George W Bush for his achievement in technology. The Star Wars director received a National Medal of Science and Technology for his company's innovative visual effects and technology in films on Monday. The movie mogul and the president of his company Industrial Light And Magic, Chrissie England, were among 15 people awarded for their revolutionary work in a ceremony held at the White House, Washington DC. Before distributing the medals, President Bush praised the recipients, saying, "The spirit of discovery is one of our national strengths."

news report taken from IMDb.com

In the Shadow of Two Gunmen and Two Cathedrals

So anyway,
in light of recent news that after season 7, The West Wing will be cancelled, (in Malaysia it's still season 5, so I'm not too upset yet.) I'm going to rant about the most beautiful thing that has ever happened to television.

Well, about 2 weeks ago I bought the DVD for season 2. Even though I've seen everything before some years back, I just wanted to watch everything again. Now, I've been watching season 1 every now and then already, and there is no doubt why it's the Emmy record holder for most awards won for a pilot season.

But season 2? Boy I forgot why I put the series on a pedestal in the first place until watching season 2 again.

There are 23 episodes in season 2. But there are a few episodes that really whammed me in my head. The season openers, called "In the Shadow of Two Gunmen: Parts 1 & 2", about a post-shooting incident at the White House staff and flashbacks to Jed Bartlet's (he's the president) campaigning days. Very brilliant.

Then there's "Noel". Now the thing about the series is that almost every season, their Christmas episode always works. Noel isn't as great as Season 1's "In Excelsis Deo" or Season 4's "Holy Night", but still, it featured Yo-Yo Ma.

And last night I watched "Two Cathedrals", the season finale. Basically it's about how the president announces to the world that he has an incurable disease, and the big question is whether he'll run for re-election. Conveniently, it's also about a dead staff member (who died an episode before), so you can imagine the drama.

A few things.

1) I checked up and realized that all the episodes of The West Wing that I truly hold in high regard, like the three mentioned above, are all directed by Thomas Schlamme. Now the series has three principal directors, Alex Graves, Chris Misiano, and Schlamme. Then they have guest directors to fill in the remaining episodes. Schlamme always gets to direct the season openers, finale, and the most important storylines/biggest budget stories. Graves gets to do everything else that's important, and Misiano is the most regular director for the series.

While many credit Aaron Sorkin's (creator and writer) departure from the series after season 4 to be the main reason why the show went into the black hole after that, I think that Tommy Schlamme's departure played a big part as well. If you don't plan on watching the series at all, just watch the 3 episodes I listed above, and viola, you will be a convert, at least to the skills of his directing.

2) One lesson learnt from "Two Cathedrals".
Doesn't matter what you think about God, or what you say to God, or what you decide about God, even if you're the leader of the free world, if God thinks otherwise, it means that God thinks otherwise.

Argh
Nerd talk.

Watch the series.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

At last, manhood.



Everyone has their little phobias. Some/many are result of scary experiences during one's childhood. Well, I was bitten by my uncle's dog once when I was 8, and the mark stayed there for some years. That little thing popped up and snapped my index finger when I tried to play with it.

Then when I was 10 or 11 I was at the park and this huge King Kong lookalike dog ran after me like how King Kong would run after... you know, anything that moves. I escaped unscatch, thanks to my Olympic worthy speed of running and jumping, but the fear was immense.

So I hated dogs. Well, not hated, but more like stayed away from dogs. I do not touch them, I change routes when I see them walking toward me, bla bla bla. I do play with some playdogs every now and then, but that's cos they're not really King Kong-ish dogs, but you know, yeah. Well.

So I'm gonna tell a short story about the little dog that changed things. Changed some things anyway.

Susie, my CF president, bought a dog. I mean, I do visit her every now and then for various reasons, and when she got the little puppy of a German Shepherd, boy was I freaked, even though it was only three feet in length, had an endlessly waggy tail, and a cute face.

Anyway, after a while I was okay, cos it was a harmless little puppy, and my other friend, Li Yit, had no fear at all, so I had to protect my ego as an equal male, you know.

So after a LONG while, I decided to visit Susie again, and this time the big German Shepherd saw me at the door, and barked once or twice, before wagging its tail. I remember that night Michael and Peter was with me, and the two of them sat on the sofa with their legs up.

I put my legs down, and had no fear of Hans, the German Shepherd. Mostly because I could still see it as that little puppy.

Then, finally, last week. After an even longer while, some of us visited Susie again. And this time, Hans has grown into the King Kong-ish fearsome predator of a German Shepherd. I was freaked out, afraid, and I stood behind the sofa for the longest time. Hsien Huey, a female, wasn't afraid, and tried to get that dog to jump at me by making cat sounds behind my head.

Peter was freaked too. He's not a man.

After a while, after having a heart to heart talk with Hans, I finally finally petted him. Susie even took pictures to mark the occassion.



Now my fear is gone. Partially. But hey, it's only one dog. Many more to come.

I understand that this post is extremely bimbotic in tone and language, but oh well. Sometimes you gotta endure my kid like nature.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Announcement

Shu Yi drove to university today.




in case u didn't understand the significance of the above statement, read carefully.

Shu Yi drove to university today.




It's a big day.
When the sky finally touches the ocean.
Sun rises from the west
Moon appears in the day
Shu drives a car

the same sort of principle.

It is a day of celebration. A day worth marking. An occasion to be remembered.

Perhaps we should even raise a monument of her and her new car, as a reminder that indeed, all things are possible.

Monday, February 13, 2006

I would hold and, believe that

this love leads to more.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Dismantling the Grammies

In recent headlines leading up to the Grammies, we read stuff like "Kanye West and Mariah Carey set for Grammy Showdown"... "Mariah and Kanye with 8 Nominations Each"... "Mariah the Comeback Queen"... even this morning the Radio DJs were going on and on about "Kanye's gonna take the prize..." or "It's Mariah's time this year..."

Turns out they both got vaporized by an Atomic Bomb that they forgot to dismantle in their Grammy campaign.


photo by AP/Yahoo

U2 goes 5 of 5
Album of the Year - How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb
Song of the Year - Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
Best Rock Song - City of Blinding Lights
Best Rock Album - How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb
Best Performance by a Rock Group/Duo - Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own

* (If only Star Wars had won best music for film, my day would have been better than complete)

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Crab Cab

Lately we've been hearing/watching a lot of ads about wearing helments, seatbelts, and using public transportation. Those are extremely noble public service ads. It's a salutable message, since I'm one of those guys who think that seatbelt wearing should be enforced, and dee dee daa da and all that. Not gonna start rambling.

Now recently, during Chinese New Year, and today, by whom and which company and which organisation, I can't remember, I've been hearing a few ads that made me raise half an eyebrow.

It's usually the bit about public transportation. The spin is that we should take public transportation because it is a safer means of transportation.

Okay, so I completely agree with the fact that public transportation needs to play a slightly more important role in any modern society. (we'll talk about "modern" another day). From the way I observe it, during peak hours, we don't exactly have enough buses, cabs, and trains as it is, so I won't go so far to say that people aren't using public transportation. We just need to get more railways, more cabs, more public helicopters, and maybe those Star Trek transporters.

Back to what I was saying earlier. Is public transportation safer?

Let me point out that people generally trust private hospitals more than public hospitals. When I say trust, I don't necessarily mean "use" since I do understand private hospitals aren't exactly affordable to many people.

People generally trust private banks more than public banks. Then again, most of our banks are indirectly public anyway, so okay, my fault.

And based on the TIMES top 50 ranking, I think it's understandable why Malaysians if given a choice would really want to enroll in a private institution instead of public institution.

Mind you, this is not a public education, public medication, or public banking bashing session. I actually do think public education should be shoved to the forefront of the country's attention, as it keeps a lot of knowledge based assets as well as real money within our own borders. It'll take 100 years for us to get there, but we'll get there.

And I recognize that our public hospitals is where most of our very capable doctors (not sarcasm here, mind you) come from.

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Back to my point.

Do you really think our cab drivers are safer? Do you really think our bus drivers are safer? Do you really think our trains are safe?

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It took me that long to get to my point. Maybe I've been wanting to say all of the above in defense of our government, as well as point out problems of these little misdirected advertising these public service organisations are putting out to people.

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As one of my colleagues put it. No transportation is really safe. We just never know.

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Safer my foot.

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Ding. Morning rant over. back to work.

Monday, February 06, 2006

The Fairy Tales: Episode 7 - Pantheon of the Immortal Princesses

The Prince of Thieves rode through the thick snow that has engulfed the world of Fairyland, through the lands he once knew. His stallion, Donkey, thundered through the inches thick layers of soft snow, and climbed mountains of slippery ice tirelessly. What was once desert was no snow, and there was no end in their journey back to the Forbidden Forest. They never tired, froze, or hungered. Perhaps loneliness was all that diseased them, but even so, they had each other, and that wasn’t so bad.

One would imagine that it was passion that drove the Prince of Thieves and his horse to the point of immortality. But it was more than just passion, for the Prince of Thieves is not a Prince of Thieves for any trivial reason. He stole what little warmth there was in the air for he and his horse, and stole the might of the sun and moon whenever they appeared in the sky. At other times, he would steal the joy of the distantly flickering stars to give them hope. Many nights he would steal the dreams of others that passed through the airs. Many say that he could even steal the coldness in of the ice age for he and his horse, that they would be immune to the freezing cold. But whether his skills of theft were that great, we never know. He stole whatever it took to keep them alive.

And so, the Prince of Thieves rode in search of Rapunzel, that hag of a princess who by now has been forgotten by all who live and once lived, except by the Prince of Thieves himself.

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What was once an ocean before was a landscape of smooth rippled ice when the Prince of Thieves rode across it. He did not remember crossing an ocean the last time he travelled to the Forbidden Forest, but it did not matter.

As he rode across the frozen sheet of ice, the waters beneath him remained still, and carried no life at all. What was once a busy city of schools of fishes and water mammals, where magical creatures interacted and swam, was a dead silence. The ocean silence was that of the dead, but it was not darkness that was heard, for even death itself was frozen in the timeless winter.

Many thousands of leagues under the lifeless ocean, where the water was still warm near the hot core of the planet, some life still thrived. The greatest, most intelligent beings of the waters. The only living creatures of the ocean that managed to outlive the winter plague made a temporal home deep underwater. They hardly stirred the surface with their movements. They survived, and they waited.

Thousands of them.

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The castle of eternal summer, where Queen Cinderella and Snow White died, or so were thought to have died, was the one place of hope left for all who lived in the land of Fairies. People were dying since the eternal snow covered the land, and while they knew that it was a result of the battle of Queen Cinderella and Snow White in that very castle that caused the winter, they also knew that the summer in the castle represented hope. No one could enter it, for its gates and walls were like magical shields, and all who tried to pass would only be returned to their homes, nothing more.

Until a pair of little hamsters dug accidentally punched it’s way out of the ground in the gardens of the castle.

That was when the returning of all things old and the coming of all things new were set in motion.

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The Forbidden Forest, with dead trees, stood before the Prince of Thieves.

As he journeyed through the forest, he could hear footsteps following him. Quiet but heavy footsteps. More and more of those footsteps could be heared as he and Donkey went deeper into the forest. The Prince of Thieves was not afraid, for he knew that the manikins would still dwell the land. Why they took interest in him, they did not know.

After eleven days in the leafless woods, he sat beneath a giant oak tree, and while resting, he whispered into the air, “what interest do you have in me, manikins?”

Rumplestilksin whispered back through the air, “We are dead, Prince of Thieves. We are ghosts that remain in the forest, waiting for our promise to be fulfilled.”

“What promise?”

“That Snow White’s first child will be ours.”

“I never got to marry Snow White. She never came back. I’m… old now, and…”

“Steal her heart, Prince. Steal her heart.”

“I can only steal that which I know where and whom to steal from. She is dead. I know the winter is of her doing. I’m here to find Rapunzel, the Princess that should have been found.”

“Rapunzel has been cursed to never be found by her true love. You will never find her. Steal back Snow White. You can steal from the stars and the sun and even dreams of people, and you are telling me you don’t know where to steal Snow White from?”

“You only want the child don’t you. You are dead already, manikin. Why do you want the child?”

“Promises are promises, dead or alive.”

“Look, manikin, you stopped me from meeting Rapunzel last time. Let me meet her this time. I will talk Rapunzel into giving you our first child, as payment of Snow White’s debt. I need to find her.”

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The castle of the Prince of Beasts slumbered through the winter. Black snow rained on the castle grounds.

Before the winter came, children used to play in the castle, believing it to be haunted. They would dare each other to creep in and out of the castle, pretending to be a beastly child eating monster. Of course, the Prince of Beasts watched them. The Prince of Beasts was always in some dark corner of a wall, under or behind a piece of furniture, or somewhere dark in general. He would only observe the children who mischievously sneaked through his castle.

The Prince of Beasts was a predator, but the children were not his prey. As a beast, he was an immortal, almost like a god. And all he wanted was to eat the Godfather of Fairies alive, and leave his head screaming without its body, and hang it before its gates to tell all who passed that vengeance is fulfilled.

The Prince of Beasts did not care about curses and blessings anymore, and could not care less if he was human or beastly. All he knew was what he wanted to do when the Godfather of Fairies would fall before him.

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The little hamsters crawled all over the castle, exploring the summer phenomena of the land. They crawled through every room, every storehouse, every stable, ever dungeon. They saw skeletons of people hung to death, and swore it heard an endless cry as it passed the rooms of torture. One skeleton even had a crown on its head.

After lots of scurrying, the two little hamsters separated, exploring the castle. The first little hamster entered a room where there was nothing but a giant mirror. It was an ordinary room, mostly, until the little hamster looked into the mirror, and saw it reflect someone else entirely.

The hamster stood on both legs, and stared at himself endlessly. Voices spoke to the she-hamster, and she listened very attentively.

The second hamster, the he-hamster, walked through a seemingly empty hallway, and saw a glass slipper shining under the sunlight. It was a beautiful piece of work, thought the hamster, as it crawled into shoe, and unknowingly fell into a deep, deep sleep.

*

At the tower of Rapunzel, the Prince of Thieves thanked Rumplestiltskin.

“I owe you one, for helping me find my love, Rumpy.”

“A pleasure. But it was work. I need that child. Promises are promises.”

“Of course.”

Before Rumplestiltskin vanished, the Prince of Thieves asked him, “When you said earlier I could steal Snow White back… do you know where I could steal her from?”

“Of course I do. You do too. You can steal from the sun and stars, and even people’s dreams. And you don’t know where to steal Snow White from?”

“I don’t. She must be dead already by now.”

“Exactly,” whispered the manikin as he vanished into the air.

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“I can feel the waters warming, my king,” said the first voice.

“So can I. But I do know if it means anything,” answered the silver king.

“But if the ice melts…”

“I know. Be patient. And we will see.”

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Rapunzel the hag princess stared at the Prince of Thieves.

“I’m not mad, you know, as most people would like to think. Your Snow White came and cut my hair to cause this snow. You know that, don’t you?”

The Prince of Thieves nodded his head at the extremely old hag of a princess.

“Snow White caused this snow. You loved Snow White didn’t you?”

The Prince of Thieves nodded, then suddenly asked, “Why aren’t you dead?”

“Because of the snow? Ha. Ha. Ha. The snow cannot kill me. I am warm. I will never freeze.”

“Why?”

“Because my hate and my contempt for the life that I had burns so powerfully nothing can make me cold, except love.”

“I love you.”

“Are you trying to kill me?”

“Well, no. I’m in a dilemma then.”

“Really,” smiled the hag of a princess Rapunzel. “I’m the only thing that can melt the ice and restore life, because the fire of my anger is all there is that can burn in this eternal winter.”

“What are you suggesting?” The Prince of Thieves asked and wondered.

“I’m not stupid. You don’t love me. You just want a wife. I’m not going to marry you.”

“But.”

“Fool. Kill me, save the land… and steal for your fiancee back from the dead. You are… the Prince of Thieves, aren’t you? I expect you to have figured this out a long time ago,” explained Rapunzel with her ragged rough voice.

*

The ice melted. It took the world five months before every piece of ice turned to water, and the mermaids of the deep waters rose to embrace a new empire. An empire of sea, of waters. Their time has finally come, and for once, they burned incense at the surface of the sea to Cinderella and to Snow White, for their ancient feud has flooded the world. Then they worshipped Rapunzel, who burned the frozen waters.

The mermaids worshipped the pantheon of princesses that destroyed and re-created the world.

It was a new age. A new time.

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Like a ruby hand reaching down to the sea of bones and souls, a soul and a spirit was stolen from the Guardian of the land of the dead, also known as Neverland, the land of never-returns.

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End of Episode 7

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The complete Fairy Tales saga can be read in the following chronological order.

Episode 1: The Lost Princess
Episode 2: Acts of the Servant in-Law
Episode 3: The Fairy of Fairies

Original "Fairy Tales" Trilogy
Episode 4: The Coronation of Cinderella
Episode 5: The Whitening of the Snow
Episode 6: The Heart Made of Glass

Current Storyline
Episode 7: Pantheon of the Immortal Princesses

Trained to be a Traitor

I bought The West Wing: The Complete Season 2 last night while I was out makaning with Ben Kerry and Girl TMY.

I bought the pirated version. I once told myself that as a truly loyal fan of the TV series I'd only buy the original DVD for the show. Some female lapdog named above made me feel stupid buying the original, so I bought the pirated one.

One day, when I stand before the pearly gates in heaven, God is going to say that my act of buying pirated West Wing is a disastrous testimony of what I term as loyalty, and punish me by... well, I don't think God is going to talk to me about the West Wing in front of the pearly gates. There are probably more important things than that.

Like why I downloaded a track from John Williams's Revenge of the Sith cd...

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Mount Rex

I'm not sure when the North-South highway was built/completed in Malaysia. Maybe 15 or so years ago or something like that.

Thing is, since I was a small boy, I find the drive to my grandparents' place in Taiping quite a drag because highways are boring. It's just a straight road with cars and rubber trees and palm trees and lakes and hills and more cars and railings and skies and clouds and patrol cars and sign boards and street lights and ad boards and motorcycles and even more cars and electrical poles and telephone poles and trees and wild plants and toll gates and I think that's about it.

But there's this little hill, just about 10 minutes after the major resthouse in Tapah that always caught my imagination and attention. It caught my attention everytime I took a trip up North, be it during the day or night.



When I was a small boy, this little hill instantly struck me as a giant Tyrannosaurus Rex. Well, T-Rexes are not THAT big, but you know how mind's work. They just make things up. So I always imagined that this hill is a sleeping/dead T-Rex, lying along the highway.

Until today, I still give the hill a good look every time I pass it. I mean, hey, I even took a picture of it this time.

My T-Rex Hill.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

5 Weird Habits

I usually don't care bout tags. but when joanne tags me. I play along. Cos she's a small girl.

So.

5 weird habits. I'm not sure what you consider weird. I can easily tell you five habits easily (like talking about Star Wars in any conversation. See? I'm doing it now) Weird? I'll have to think.

1. I wash my feet very often. I wash my feet when I wake up. I wash my feet when I walk round the house doing nothing, then when I want to work or use the PC, I find it necessary to just wet my feet. I don't really wash it. But I just pour water on it.

2. For 90% of my assignents, I worked through them listening to Hans Zimmer's score for Hannibal. Other music never works. The thought of devouring the flesh of the authors of those stupid readers, or my lecturers, with the refined charisma and eloquence of Anthony Hopkins helps me write.

3. I think of Kilometrico pens as Ultraman figurines. The whole pen cover looks like those Ultraman people with the long mohawk-ish thing through their foreheads down their noses. When I was small I would hold 2 Kilometrico pens staring at each other. I don't move them. I just imagine Ultraman standing there, like those cowboy movies.

4. I leave the tap on while I do my business in the toilet. Hey, you asked me to blog about weird habits right

5. I make friends with people like Joanne Soo.

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I tag you, you, you, and you. You're reading this, so yes, I tag you. And when you have posted on your blog come her and put the link in the comments page, so I can check it out.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Star Wars didn't get nominated for best visual effects.

What a lame ass list.

You rarely find me swearing on this blog.

But Narnia and War of the Worlds? Give me a break.

w.t.f.