Wednesday, March 29, 2006

fancy fancy

hey andrew (yes, Andrew Ng Hock Soon, you), I'm playing along. I'm putting more pictures of this not-so-secret-anymore 2nd year girl that you think I fancy.




Thanks Temme for this lovely pic.
I'm actually not sure if this post is meant to make fun of Andrew or to make fun of Joanne.

In truth, I don't really care :)

Tuesday, March 28, 2006


Some things live. Some things die.

Friday, March 24, 2006

PUMA Advertising

There are a few of us in CF who wear PUMA shoes regularly. So happen we're all in the same gang summore. Shu Yi, Temme, and myself are studying communications, and Tee Keat was in the same cell-group as us last year.

So we decided to parade our PUMAs the other day. It was quite a geeky thing to do. But here are the poser pics.



Thursday, March 23, 2006

GOOGLE SARAH JANE CHEONG

Okay, do an image search on Google, and type in "Sarah Jane Cheong".

The first picture that shows up is the really shot of her in my first properly released short film The Door!!!

Wow. I'm so surprised, and Sarah showed it to me herself. Now we know what she does with her free time. Google herself. Me and Ben got a real good laugh out of it.

Wasting Away (Special Post)

It has been SOOOOOOOOOOOO long since I sat in this Media Lab typing a blog post about everything that goes on around me. My series on Wasting Away ended mid last year when all the important cast members left campus.

But today, I am given this rare opportunity to sit in this room again to write a Wasting Away blog post with old and familiar friends who once graced my blog on an almost daily basis.

Benjamin Thomas is here, and so is Sarah Jane Ah Lien Long How Power. Two very prominent cast members of my old time wasting, idiotic blog posts.

Ben is unemployed. He felt that what the car industry could offer in his life was far beneath him. So here he is, paying us still-studying people a visit, and sitting alone in the sound room reading something.

Sarah Jane is sitting beside me, as she does very often in the old days, reading an edited article of hers about her personal experiences with her knight in shining amour. She was fuming about how her editor changed some of her texts to make her knight seem to be less shiny.

Ben's phone just rang. His ringtone sounds like screaming babies. Or is that the message ringing tone.

Me and Ah Lien are here because the computer in the Honours room dieded, and we needed a computer. Yes I'm supposed to be working but... oh well. We're also because we feel that the common computer lab is beneath us. At least that's what Ah Lien says.

Sarah just insulted me. Earlier she said that when it comes to me, little courtesy is required. I feel so taken for granted I could smack her into a trillion pieces.

"We must come out of our shell and experience reality," says Sarah Jane. She was referring to her editing a quote in her article. I asked earlier, "You're editing a quote?", and she said, "I'm sorry but your ideals just doesn't work in the real world. You must come out of your shell and experience reality!"

"So what is reality?"

"As we have learned in the last two years, reality is subjective. No longer is it capital 'T, but it is a small 't', and it is no longer singular, but plural. I quote myself on this," answered Sarah.

In other words, she is saying, "I AM STUPID! PLEASE TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT!!!"

Her knight in shining amour maintains his status as the knight in shining amour BY regularly measuring customer experience by employing PHDs to conduct surveys about him.

OKay I'm done.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Mchwen Wedding Photography

So anyway, you will notice that I have added a new tab on my right toolbar, called "MCHWEN WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHY". It's a link to my brother's official website for wedding photography, and I figure it'd be good to publicise his work.

So if you're reading this blog, getting married soon, and need a photographer who charges reasonably, check his site out. He's been doing this for almost 10 years, and is still getting better every day.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

The Eternal Nuclear Winter

In a world of waste, where do we hide?

In a shack? Cave?
Under the ground?

Where can we store ourselves, and hope to survive and to thrive again

Where, in this world of waste, can we learn to live again?

Friday, March 17, 2006

V for Vendetta

V for Vendetta
Directed by James McTeigue
Written by Andy and Larry Wachowski
Starring: Natalie Portman, Hugo Weaving, Stephen Rea, John Hurt, Stephen Fry



It's an absolutely amazing movie.

Based on a DC/Vertigo comic book, V for Vendetta is about futuristic England that has come under ultra conservative totalitarian rule of a nazi-like government. In comes codename "V", the terrorist/hero (interesting combination, one of the highlights of the movie) who seeks to revolt by overthrowing the government on the heavily symbolic Guy Fawkes day.

In comes Evey Hammond, an everyday girl who stumbles into V and hears his view on government, and the rest of it... is... about... vengeance.


Evey Hammond (Natalie Portman) receiving a terror makeover

The line that V utters in the trailer "People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people" pretty much sums up the theme of the movie. As citizens, do we endorse terrorism? We do not, but watching V for Vendetta, one cannot escape positioning V as the true hero of the film. In some unexplainable way, we see the world through his mask, and almost sympathetically, let terrorism justify itself.

It is an amazing film. Natalie Portman delivers a strong performance as a good girl turned activist, and the Chancellor of England (John Hurt) despite having most of his scenes displayed through another screen, fires bullet rounds of his government propaganda with devastatingly powerful speeches and dialogue. Stephen Rea's character, as Chief Inspector Finch, is perhaps the character that we follow the most closely. He is like us, an audience, witnessing the events unfold, and whether his mind changes is one of the key storylines.


Revisiting Fascism through Chancellor Sutler (John Hurt)

Soundly cut, aptly photographed, and psychotically pleasing to the eye, V for Vendetta is a rare hit for March. It was supposed to be released August/September last year, but was postponed due to the terrorist bombings in London last year (which has some resemblance to the film).

The only downside to the film is perhaps the terrorism itself as well. The film leans too heavily to the terrorist camp, and fires every cylinder there is to let it's pro-freedom ideals take flight. It is too obvious, the stand the movie is taking. Ironically, the movie can easily be described as a propaganda to expose propaganda.

Overall, V for Vendetta is realistically futuristic, elegantly scripted, and politically charged, all achieved without forsaking the comic-book atmosphere. The film is almost what one can imagine as the complete comic book adaptation.

It's nice to have a surprise this early in the year.

Rating: A-


Remember, remember, the 5th of November

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

"Current Issues"

Okay. I squirm when I read news pieces like this. This came on on IMDb news today: (I highlighted interesting bits in bold)

Brokeback Mountain author Annie Proulx has slated the Academy Awards for giving the Best Picture Oscar to Crash at this year's presentation ceremony. In an essay published by British newspaper The Guardian, Proulx describes voters as "out of touch" and "segregated" from current issues, and insists they were easily influenced by Crash's production company Lions Gate Entertainment. She writes, "Roughly 6,000 film industry voters, most in the Los Angeles area, many living cloistered lives behind wrought-iron gates or in deluxe rest homes, out of touch not only with the shifting larger culture and the yeasty ferment that is America these days, but also out of touch with their own segregated city, decide which films are good. And rumor has it that Lions Gate inundated the academy voters with DVD copies of 'Trash' - excuse me, Crash - a few weeks before the ballot deadline. Next year we can look to the awards for controversial themes on the punishment of adulterers with a branding iron in the shape of the letter A, runaway slaves, and the debate over free silver."

Sometimes I really DO wonder if the issue that Brokeback Mountain highlights is the ultimatemostimportantmustbetalkedaboutmustberecognisedaboveallotherissues "current issue" in the world?

Goodness, MOVE ON to next year.

(This will be the last anti-Brokeback Mountain post on this blog)

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

My missing heart and a farewell note

I just watched this cartoon



Howl's Moving Castle

As I watched the show, I thought of more and more things to write in my review. So, here goes.



The cartoon stole my heart, through and through.

Without a doubt, the best cartoon I've ever watched in my entire life.






Dear Princess Mononoke a.k.a. San,

Your show has a better score, and in some ways, the most unique design, but Sophie's show, Howl's Moving Castle beats your movie by a whisker thanks to one reason: It's the most amazing love story ever told in film, and you know how I'm a sucker for love stories.

Not that your love story with Ashitaka wasn't great. It was subtle and powerful, and it enraptures my all every time I witness the romance between you and him unfold.

My love for you will be eternal, my beautiful San. Sweet dreams.

With lots of love,
Me.

Monday, March 13, 2006

X-Men 3: The Last Stand - Stills from Trailer

So I watched the latest trailer for X-Men 3. I won't say anything much about what I think of it (like how the photography lacks the style of Newton Thomas Siegel's work in X1 and X2; like how the there's too much flourescent colours everywhere; like how the battle scenes look a little bit like puppets with strings) but here are some stills.













Now, there were many interesting things about the trailer. The veterans, i.e. Ian McKellen, Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry etc from the old movies look like they've grown in their characters, and Dark Phoenix looks very very good.

And some new mutants look pretty cool.

So go to apple.com and get the trailer if you're interested.

I'm looking forward to this movie.

(but it's still not a Bryan Singer movie...)

Track of the Season/Moment

Harry Gregson Williams' title theme for Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance.

Such a liberating piece of music.

(thanks jacq for the track)

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Bleks: The Short Story Blog

A few months back, me and one of my CF/Communications friend Joanne decided to create a space where we can dump our whimsical junk somewhere. So we created a new site:



Basically, the site is littered (will be littered) with 500 (more or less) word stories. Short, easy to read, no brains required.

I won't say it's filled with good stuff (not on my part anyway), but I guess it's a place of practice and unwinding. So do enjoy the site whenever you can.

Oh, and if you're interested in posting there, you can too. Just pop me or Joanne a message, and you're on. We figure that this space should be shared, and enjoyed by as many interested people as possible.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Sunway Monash CF Camp 2006

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Faces from the Week

Some pictures. Not necessarily ugly. Just faces.Mostly female. The other day my pastor was showing slides of our church's 25th anniversary celebration. He noted that there were many beautiful pictures of the girls and young women. He also noted that all the photographers (including me) were men.

So don't blame me that the faces below are all female faces. Except the last one, maybe.


wow.

This is Sarah Ah Lien's phone. It's a Samsung flip phone, which means its a female.

Eugh.

Men eat so nastily.

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Ding.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Conservative, safe and non-controversial

Here's the summarised news from IMDb.com. If you're not interested, just scroll down to see what I've written.

'Brokeback' Broken by 'Crash'

In a decision that elicited considerable surprise but little praise, Oscar voters on Sunday selected Lionsgate's Crash as the best picture of 2005, passing over the favorite, Brokeback Mountain. David M. Halbfinger and David Carr commented in the New York Times that the movie academy "turned its back" on an "unflinching gay love story" and awarded the Oscar to "a moody kaleidoscope of racial confrontation in Los Angeles in which every character is at once sympathetic and repulsive." Tom Shales in the Washington Post wrote that the decision will no doubt produce arguments over "whether the Best Picture Oscar to Crash was really for the film's merit or just a cop-out by the Motion Picture Academy so it wouldn't have to give the prize to Brokeback Mountain." The Boston Globe film critic Ty Burr called the decision "one of the most stunning upsets in Oscar history." His colleague, Wesley Morris, wrote: "The memo from Hollywood seems clear enough. Better to reward the movie about people who clean our closets than the one about the men who live in them." And in a blistering commentary, Los Angeles Times critic Kenneth Turan excoriated the motion picture industry for its choice, claiming that despite the box office success and favorable publicity Brokeback had achieved (he did not mention the numerous awards from critics' organizations) "you could not take the pulse of the industry without realizing that this film made a number of people distinctly uncomfortable. ... In the privacy of the voting booth, as many political candidates who've led in polls only to lose elections have found out, people are free to act out the unspoken fears and unconscious prejudices that they would never breathe to another soul, or, likely, acknowledge to themselves. And at least this year, that acting out doomed Brokeback Mountain." Finally, Turan concluded that Hollywood "likes to pat itself on the back for the good it does in the world, but as Sunday night's ceremony proved, it is easier to congratulate yourself for a job well done in the past than to actually do that job in the present." The reaction was similar from overseas critics. On the Indian website Rediff.com, Aseem Chhabria wrote: "We will never know how many more Academy voters picked Crash over Brokeback. But this much is clear: While Crash is a fine and important film, in choosing CrashBrokeback, the Academy members showed their conservative, safe and non-controversial.

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So last night, I watched Munich, and it was a slamming good movie. SLAMMING GOOD. It is UNCONSERVATIVE, UNSAFE, and CONTROVERSIAL.

And in my personal opinion, if Brokeback Mountain fans are calling foul over Crash's last minute win, I'm calling foul over Munich's early game disqualification.

Only, people don't really want to talk about Palestinian-Israeli things as compared to gay people's love and freedom.

Munich
was an expression as well, and it got it's mouth zipped up simply because it isn't the "freedom of expression" that people wanted to hear expressed.

Talk about a queer world indeed.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Oscar Day

STAR WARS lost
JOHN WILLIAMS lost
MUNICH lost
HOWL's MOVING CASTLE lost
PAUL GIAMATTI lost

but

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN LOST!!!

that's a little bit of joy for the day!

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Make me Laugh, you stupid rabbit.

Been sickly all day. Someone online tried making me feel better. Here is the recorded attempt:

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Contestant and stunt involved: Suan Mei telling joke

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there were 3 samurais....one Chinese, one Jap, one Jew

in some faraway land, some time long ago where emperors and all that was around la

one day, the emperor decided he wanted to elect the head samurai (shogun I think?), and called for ppl to contest for the position

anyway, these 3 samurais show up and the Chinese was showing off his sword skills

so...he brought out a small box...and out flew a bumblebee

*swoosh!* he used his sword to cut the bumblebee in half

the emperor was quite impressed....but the Jap said "aha! wait till u see my skills"

So the Jap brings out a small box and opened it...out flew a fly

*swoosh, swoosh!* The Jap sliced the fly into four parts! The emperor was even MORE impressed

now was the Jew's turn....he took out a box and opened it...out flew a gnat

*swoosh, swoosh, swoosh!*.....but the gnat was still flying around

the emperor expressed his dissappointment when he saw the gnat flying around..."you're not up to par!" he told the Jew

"Ah," the Jew says, "but circumcision was never meant to kill."

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scoreboard, (each is rated out of 10)
Judge no.1 - 1
Judge no.2 - 1
Judge no.3 - freebie
Judge no.4 - in the toilet vomiting blood
Judge no.5 - busy vomiting at table

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Ding.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

one giant mushroom of doom.