Friday, April 27, 2007

the rabbit tried lighting a match to start a fire to cook her seafood soup (sharksfin, mostly. With a bit of prawn. And a ton of Jellyfish).
but the match would not light
because the match wasn't concentrating on being hot
but rather, the darling match saw a stick, stuck in the pile of firewood, handsome and weird.
the rabbit got frustrated with the match and threw the match away onto the ground.

To the match's delight, she ran toward the stick and started pulling him out.
she succeeded. but she pulled sooooo hard that the stick broke into 7 pieces.

By the time the match carried all the 7 parts of the handsome stick to safety, she realized that there was no way she could fix them back. So she picked up the head of the stick, told him that she loved him a little bit, then kissed him on the cheek.

Then she accidentally turned on her flame

and stickboy went up in flames.

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the end.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Good Morning Malaysia!

Just to start the day off, let me share with you part of my recent MSN conversation with Susie the Khoo.

tmy: ayam balik (my way of saying "I am back")

susie: hey chick

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susie: we should stop with all these fowl language.

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of course I can't remember the exact conversation. But it was along those lines.

Have a good day.

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and i like
peanut butter jelly.
even tho it is gross and it makes me sick.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Idiot Nation @ Nasi Bungkus Cinema



The 5th edition of Monash's Nasi Bungkus Cinema will be featuring Idiot Nation. Fikri's My Father's Son will also be screened on that day. It's on the 15th of May. 11.30 - 1 p.m.

What's funny is the synopsis that either Ben McKay or Dr.Yeoh wrote for the film.

"In the not so myth land called Faltasia the elections provide candidates with an opportunity to outdo each other in political absurdity. A spoof of all that is just a little too close to us!"

What I've been trying to keep ambigious is slowly becoming obvious :p


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Also a shoutout to Abel, who will have his first short film called "Life is an Illusion" screened at Filmmaker's Anonymous 3. Keep it up young man.

It'll be held on
27 April 2007 Friday
830 PM
ANNEXE @ CENTRAL MARKET
Contact: filmaholic@gmail.com

If anything, go also for this thing to check Vroom Vroom and Boot Boot as well. It's an absolutely charming romantic movie between ahbeng-like boy and ahlien-like girl. And vehicles.

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K I am done with announcements.

Barbosa!



So, a little attention given to my favorite basketball team here. Again they've won 60 games this season. Again they are in the playoffs. Again Steve Nash is frontrunner (ok maybe 2nd favorite) to win the MVP award. Again they are gunning for the championship.

So Leandro Barbosa, nicknamed the "Brazillian Blur" because of his intense speed on the court, won the 6th man award (in layman's terms, best substitute award).

"Give him a soccer ball. Tell him Brazilians should be playing soccer, not basketball."
- Kobe Bryant, LA Lakers

"That's a really weak nickname. Couldn't you call him something better than that? Blur doesn't even designate how fast this guy is. He's even faster than that."
- Phil Jackson, coach with 9 NBA titles.

Congrats.
Now please win the suns the Championship. Thanks.

Joel Yim, if you are reading this... note that the Spurs might not even make it past the first round to play the suns. Eat your socks.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

die trying.
die doing.
not die while idle.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Spiderman

I tell you, if you haven't checked out the latest Spiderman trailer...

click here to watch.

Thanks babi shu for the link.

Now the anticipation level for Spidey 3 is about as high as when I was waiting for Spidey 2. And Spidey 2 knocked my socks off.

Since we're on the subject of Spidey 2. Let me tell you a story of a friend called Li Yit. And the rest of the CF committee at the time.

We decided that we'd watch Spidey 2 together. That's me liyit susie huey peter and (no michael he wasn't free). I was assigned to buy the tickets. U know, Spidey was a popular hit. Had to buy tix in advance.

So I bought the tix. Only Li Yit wanted to prank everyone. So he used me. Basically we decided to tell everyone that we're watching some stupid chick flick instead because I couldn't get tickets.

So I called them all and told them that. And they didn't sound very happy about it actually. I felt quite bad. And I wanted to come clean and say "hey I got the tix lah."

But Li Yit told me to be a man and suck it up and wait it out.

So we did. Or rather I did.

Then the whole day (probably it was psychological) I felt that they were rather cold toward me.

Then we went into the cinema. And Huey and Susie came in a tad late (they missed the titles cos they were toileting) and Huey sat beside me and wondered why a chick flick got some guy in red suit flying around town with a pizza delivery box.

And tada.

They loved me again.

Watch the trailer.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Autoboting and TK1.75

The blurry blurry days.
I've been busy with Bible school, work at Monash, and random jobs like video workshops.
Also, been busy with Easter for some time.
Then when I had some brain space I rested my sould by making Transformers 3: Till All Are One.

So, let's recap my stop motion autoboting trilogy.

Transformers: Stop The Alien Glass that Moves
(I truly regret giving this film such an idiotic title, but no turning back)



Transformers 2: It's Prime Time!



Transformers 3: Till All Are One



So that's that.
I've completed my second trilogy (after the Psycho trilogy)

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And take a little journey down memory lane.

For those who have not seen my TaKau stories before, here they are.

Takau



Takau 1.5
This is an immediate continuation from where the first film left off.



and so, today, purely due to a random factor, this happened:





It's impossible to ever get Eddie, Aaron, and Wilson back together for the once planned TaKau 2... so yeah. Random factor. The story is unrelated. The continuity broken. But who cares.

As long as there's some violence.

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And I rounded up two trilogies this week :)

I must admit, both are idiot shows, but especially for the TaKau one, it's a nice "awww" for my own mind. Just like how I like revisiting the old Psycho where Kerry does her thing.

By the way, Dr.Yeoh found an old tape with some Psycho: The Real Mystery footage, and there's this bit where Kerry does a... well... something.

Will put it up here one day.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

ba wip grana wip ninibon

Sunday, April 15, 2007

On Your Mark

I was browsing through some old files in my computer and I found this old video called "On Your Mark" that I used to watch over and over. It was introduced to me by my brother many years ago... 1996 or 1997 maybe. Not sure. At a time when I didn't appreciate Miyazaki.

I think at that time the only Miyazaki cartoon I've seen was My Neighbour Totoro and Kiki's Delivery Service, which during teenage years, I denounced as childish. Of course today I've repented of that sin and adore those kiddie shows alongside Howl's Moving Castle and Princess Mononoke.

Maybe two years ago I downloaded the mtv for a Chage and Aska song called "On Your Mark". The entire song is one short story drawn by Miyazaki, which I absolutely adore and appreciate because it's... well it's not really a love story, but it's a sweet little story.

But hey, it's one of those short films that gave me ideas about how to tell stories in less than 10 minutes. Sweet stories. Check it out here.


Thursday, April 12, 2007

It is finished

But I have to wait till I am able to export it before being able to upload it here.

So here's a still.


Transformers 3: Till All Are One

I must say I am pleased with this one.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

love should never be a secret. if you store something as complicated up inside, you'd go sick.


.snif.

Monday, April 09, 2007

Finally it is Coming Soon Muahaha



I finally started taking the pictures. 150 so far.

And yes, Piao, I promise there is a pounding in this one.

it won't be out so soon cos my Adobe premiere deactivated (pirated stuff gets messed up sometimes) and I don't have the CD with me so that means I can't export anything i do for a while.

But yes. Very fun photographing.

Till all are one!

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Easter Play: Second Chances - part 2

Prologue: The Waiter



Joshua takes the stage. He is the waiter and storyteller. He introduces the play. It is a tale of life and death, of selfishness and sacrifice, and mostly, it is a tale about second chances.

Act 1 - May 1997
The Tale of Richard and James



Abel Cheah (left) and Chooi Kheng Yee/Chewie(right) acts as Richard and James, two best friends. Richard is rich, and James is less rich. Richard has the world going for him, and decides to take his buddy for a luxurious meal.



The waiter makes a brief cameo to take their orders. James asks for a maggi goreng, which is embarassing to Richard. As the waiter leaves, Tai Koh (played by Daniel the spartan) mocks the rich boy, and taunts him into a fight.



Richard, being very proud, engages TaiKoh in a fight despite James' attemps to hold him back.

Let me interupt the story here and tell you that on the first day of practice. Their fight scene looked very gay. They jumped on each other and rolled around and. Yeah.
But by today's final performance, they drew loud oohs from the crowd and some even thought Abel got injured.



Richard, in a stunning maneuver, kills TaiKoh, and suddenly wallows in confusion and fear knowing he is now a murderer.



But the mild and shy James suddenly takes control of the scene, snatches the knife and jacket from Richard, and pushes Richard away just as the police comes. He cries "Remember His love, Richard. Have a good life!".

As the police (Meng Hong. Sorry no picture of you. Couldn't find any) takes the boy away, Richard cries out, "I don't deserve this!"

While James' sacrifice may seem idiotic. That was what Jesus did for all of us. He took the blame for our sins that we may have the opportunity to have eternity with Him.

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Act 2 - June 2006
The Tale of Ah Beng and Ah Lien



The most lighthearted scene in the play, the spotlight opens with Ah Beng (Gideon Lam) sleeping at home. I must say that it is pleasing to me that I managed to incorporate what has now become a trademark in all my entertainment related material: AhBeng and AhLien :)



Ah Lien (Grace Eu) enters the home, wakes Ah Beng up, and tells him that she' pregnant. Ah Beng is repulsed by it as he never intended to be parent, having a phobia of kids.

Ah Lien spends the rest of the scene trying to convince him that having kids isn't such a bad thing, plus, they have no choice but to carry through with it now.



Ah Lien finally uses the example of God, of how being omniscient knew that humanity would choose to turn away from Him and fall into condemnation. Yet He did not abandon us, nor did He revert to plan B. Instead, He carried through with us.

Ah Beng concedes, and agrees to have just this one kid. But too late, as Ah Lien reveals that she has twins :)

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Act 3 - March 2007
The Tale of Donatella and Secretary Debbie



In a 'montage' of events, Donatella (center, played by Jacintha Tagal) makes a multi million dollar advertising proposal to Mr.Everyday (Joel Yim), only to be interupted by her secretary, Debbie (Jamie Koo), who tells her that Donna's closest aunt is in hospital and has an important message.

Donna shoves her secretary away, determined to complete her proposal.


Then she makes a proposal to Mr.World (played by mua in a cameo. No lines.), only to be interupted again by her Aunt, who apparently, has been to the hospital 16 times the past year.

Donna tells Debbie firmly and angrily that she'll return the call later, and will fire her if she loses this client. That would be me. Haha.


After the day is done, Secretary Debbie tells her boss once again that her Aunt called earlier, but had passed away an hour ago, and that her lawyer had called and left Donnatella with everything.

Donna, after 2 seconds of silence, tells her secretary to attend the funeral on her behalf as she has an appoinment with Mr.Beautiful for a multi-multi million dollar contract.

And that's how many Christians are like (myself included), who have been blessed with a lot, yet we are so far from who we proclaim to be our father, best friend, etc...

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Act 4 - Last Night
The waiter and his tale



This is the final scene, where Richard, Donatella, and Ah Beng, three good friends, sit together and reflect on life. Richard reveals his secret of James' innocence ten years ago, finally admitting that his life is a product of James' sacrifice.

Instead of condemning him, Donatella goes on to say that even she too has committed murder, when she shunned her aunt because of her busyness. She goes on to say that most of us, have at one point or another, removed that which is important to us.

This play does not condone murder, but elevates and equates ignorance to murder.

The sombre moment ends with Ah Beng receiving a call from his wife who is about to deliver, and a hope is born.

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Josh the waiter comes up on stage, and says these words:

And so, the story ends here, but the choices begin for you and me. Do we know and remember the love of Jesus Christ, that He was willing to die for our sins despite our imperfections and our potential for… disaster? Do we know of His love, but have set it aside for things less important?

Let us celebrate life. The perfect life of Christ. And may we never forget His love and sacrifice that bought us all a second chance to live well and live free from the threat of sin and condemnation. A blessed Easter to everyone, and thank you for your time. Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Endddddddddddddddd.

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That's the play.
So that's the story. I told it not because I'm vain, but because one should always hear the story of, or stories about, or stories like, Jesus Christ.

Happy Easter.

(thanks to Abel, who wrote the thing with me and did the other half of the work. To the cast up there for staying back and putting up with my tantrums. Paul, stupid boy, for making the multimedia work. When Paul does it. I don't worry. Terence and Jaclyn for doing the PA. The big bosses for approving this. And the big big Boss up there who showed up all the time.)

*All photos by Caeme Chin*

Easter Play: Second Chances - part 1

On the day between Good Friday and Easter, the cast and crew for Second Chances (I never did change the title) gathered together for one final practice.

Never mind the center spotlight didn't pop alive. And never mind the multimedia sound effects didn't come on till much later.

The actors were doing things like (mind you, the day before the actual performance)


Meng Hong: Daniel! Put down your weapons!
Daniel: Come get them!


While waiting for the techs to fix itself, these two entertained everyone with their singing.


I don't remember this being part of the play, and I think I took this with my eyes closed. Ha.


Another Persian wannabe.

Tell me.
How am I not to have a sleepless night. Haha.

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The next morning. Easter.


Chewie undergoing make-up. Su Lyn and her mom helped put some foundation on the men, combed the boys hair up, and prettify the girls. A bit.


Jacintha with her almost complete makeup. I think at this point of time her hair still a bit... er.


The day started off with the young adults doing a short skit. My brother had a part in it.
Been a while since I last saw him act. Good stuff.


Then the choir came on and sang two songs.
Toward the end of their second song their voices were so uplifting I think the youth actors still waiting backstage felt motivated to do our best.

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End of part 1

Thursday, April 05, 2007

G-friday

Tomorrow is Good Friday. It is good because something good was done on this day many years ago. It was something so good that it has given many people hope till this day.

It is so good that I think good isn't the word for it.
Maybe 'best'.
Even 'best' doesn't quite say it.

Jesus came to bridge the gap. So cross it, unless you want to jump off the cliff instead.

Happy Easter in advance.

Rain.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Pictures

All photos taken over the past week or so.

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Let me start off with my Tung Ling School of Ministry photos.


My male classmates


My female classmates.

No, we don't practice gender segregation. The co-ed group photo is not with my camera, so when I have it, I will post it. And when I have time, I'll post some close-ups of some of my classmates.

Now, let's move on to my nieces.


Shieh Reine


Shieh Jeanne the BIG BIG MONSTAAAA!!!

Now, a picture of me, taken by Paul, whom many believe I'm married to since we sit beside each other every day in Tung Ling and do stuff in church over the weekend. We literally see each other 7 days a week.


Notice that due to his inability to listen to my constant reminder to use the flash (or a high ISO) for indoor photos, he has accidentally stupidly caught me using my mutant powers of phasing through things. Notice in the pic above that my fingers are actually scratching my brain cos I was deep in thought.


So on the left is Samuel, another guy from my church who's doing Tung Ling. In the middle is Daniel, and on the right is Paul.

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Now, some random supermacro photos (perhaps my favorite function of my camera)


If you are a beautiful girl, and you are reading this, the flowers are for you.
Now. Desire me.
Haha.


Ice cream.


Meehoon during break time.

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And yes, for those of you who are mildly interested



I AM going to make Transformers 3: Roll Out!

I think.

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Till next time.
Ding.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

2things

Check this mini mock trailer I made for my recent film Idiot Nation.
It's... er... wicked.



Josh Bday Dinner

The family met up for dinner at Friday's 2 nights ago to celebrate this boy's birthday.




Kenneth was not around. But never mind.

We got the Friday's people to sing him a song and serve him with a nice piece of cake.


As you can see, Jen Ling brought Min Ser (or is it the other way round) and Grace brought Meng Hong (definitely) and I'm taking the picture and Josh is the one on the chair.

Here's the most duh pic of the night.




And here's a random picture of the moon from a week ago.






And P/S
Try to not use Internet Explorer to blog on Blogger.com.
Not only does it suck, it sucks very badly for a multitude of reasons.
It doesn't allow me to copy and paste images, which means I have to slowly drag everything around.
Then it messes up all the spacing in between, which I then have to slowly delete the spaces.
Then it lags as every now and then the letters don't show up as I type until a few seconds later, which really irritates me.

Use Firefox today.
Boycott IE.