Make me Laugh, you stupid rabbit.
Been sickly all day. Someone online tried making me feel better. Here is the recorded attempt:
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Contestant and stunt involved: Suan Mei telling joke
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there were 3 samurais....one Chinese, one Jap, one Jew
in some faraway land, some time long ago where emperors and all that was around la
one day, the emperor decided he wanted to elect the head samurai (shogun I think?), and called for ppl to contest for the position
anyway, these 3 samurais show up and the Chinese was showing off his sword skills
so...he brought out a small box...and out flew a bumblebee
*swoosh!* he used his sword to cut the bumblebee in half
the emperor was quite impressed....but the Jap said "aha! wait till u see my skills"
So the Jap brings out a small box and opened it...out flew a fly
*swoosh, swoosh!* The Jap sliced the fly into four parts! The emperor was even MORE impressed
now was the Jew's turn....he took out a box and opened it...out flew a gnat
*swoosh, swoosh, swoosh!*.....but the gnat was still flying around
the emperor expressed his dissappointment when he saw the gnat flying around..."you're not up to par!" he told the Jew
"Ah," the Jew says, "but circumcision was never meant to kill."
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scoreboard, (each is rated out of 10)
Judge no.1 - 1
Judge no.2 - 1
Judge no.3 - freebie
Judge no.4 - in the toilet vomiting blood
Judge no.5 - busy vomiting at table
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Ding.
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Contestant and stunt involved: Suan Mei telling joke
*
there were 3 samurais....one Chinese, one Jap, one Jew
in some faraway land, some time long ago where emperors and all that was around la
one day, the emperor decided he wanted to elect the head samurai (shogun I think?), and called for ppl to contest for the position
anyway, these 3 samurais show up and the Chinese was showing off his sword skills
so...he brought out a small box...and out flew a bumblebee
*swoosh!* he used his sword to cut the bumblebee in half
the emperor was quite impressed....but the Jap said "aha! wait till u see my skills"
So the Jap brings out a small box and opened it...out flew a fly
*swoosh, swoosh!* The Jap sliced the fly into four parts! The emperor was even MORE impressed
now was the Jew's turn....he took out a box and opened it...out flew a gnat
*swoosh, swoosh, swoosh!*.....but the gnat was still flying around
the emperor expressed his dissappointment when he saw the gnat flying around..."you're not up to par!" he told the Jew
"Ah," the Jew says, "but circumcision was never meant to kill."
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scoreboard, (each is rated out of 10)
Judge no.1 - 1
Judge no.2 - 1
Judge no.3 - freebie
Judge no.4 - in the toilet vomiting blood
Judge no.5 - busy vomiting at table
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Ding.
2 Comments:
AT LEAST I TRIED. But oh, you're sick anyway. Vomiting will make u feel better. Seriously. U should be thanking me.
Not too bad Sarah. Not too bad at all :> I wonder there must be two samurais of different nationalities and one of another religion. I suspect it would have worked better with a Christian, Hindu, and Muslim samurai.
Which would have been absurd, but have worked better because of it. :>
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