Because my ass is worth it!
Hi, I am TMY's alter ego.
I am, of course, a chick. With inordinately large boobs, puffy Angelina Jolie-esque lips and an all-round fantastic body. I'm 36-24-38, without the push-up bra (with it, I'm a 38 but shhh don't tell anyone)
I'm often emotionally charged, like sooo OTT emo if you know what I mean. The guys totally dig it. Oh, speaking of guys,
let me tell you about the sort of men I like. now the male species is a wonderful thing, but of course there are some men who totally turn me off. The hairy ones. The ones with man-boobs. And the ones who think it is acceptable to wear tapered jeans. I MEAN. Doesn't the world have enough bad, ugly human beings already?
Oh, darn! Wanna tell you more but I gotta run. My brain cell usage has hit its quota for today. Tee hee.
TTYL peeps!!
Hugz love and kisses
TMY
I am, of course, a chick. With inordinately large boobs, puffy Angelina Jolie-esque lips and an all-round fantastic body. I'm 36-24-38, without the push-up bra (with it, I'm a 38 but shhh don't tell anyone)
I'm often emotionally charged, like sooo OTT emo if you know what I mean. The guys totally dig it. Oh, speaking of guys,
let me tell you about the sort of men I like. now the male species is a wonderful thing, but of course there are some men who totally turn me off. The hairy ones. The ones with man-boobs. And the ones who think it is acceptable to wear tapered jeans. I MEAN. Doesn't the world have enough bad, ugly human beings already?
Oh, darn! Wanna tell you more but I gotta run. My brain cell usage has hit its quota for today. Tee hee.
TTYL peeps!!
Hugz love and kisses
TMY
21 Comments:
You and I...
...are no longer one. :<
hey i knew there was that inner ditzy bimbo in you all along. glad youre letting her out now!
you know meng yoe, considering you were that sort of girl, you'd still never be one of "the girls".
aw tem. don't lah so harsh on the dude. i mean dudette. we should accept him, uh her as she is. he, uh she may be the dumber version of paris hilton, but still, she's our friend.
i think.
dear all, i was there when may yee posted this. The "TMY" refers to Tee May Yee, not me.
in turn i sent out a mass email using her gmail to friends telling weird stories.
yes, alter ego.
Meng Yoe, denial is double-edged sword. It's okay. I'll always be your friend. Provided you rack doesn't get any bigger than it normally should.
you know right, I once took a measuring tape to measure how 36-24-36 would look like. It actually would look kinda out of proportion these days. And no, its not because I'm trying to justify my lack of physical endowment :p
I suspect Pam Anderson and Jordan would have about 38-25-36 and they look horrible :S
May Yee = Pam Anderson, perhaps?
Fikri = Whoopi Goldberg, perhaps?
Temme = Arnold Schwarzzie?
prawn = jellyfish?
meng yoe donch bruff - you wrote the post. stop putting the blame on someone else. actually to be honest hor, its like the best thing youve written so far!!
wah TMY tooooo much you.
arnold schwarzzieeee?!?!?!!?
you, bimbo, you
wah lengchai tmy!
this kind of girl your dream girl ah? lolz max!
i've got a picture of tan meng yoe which so totally suits this post. er, wait. a couple of pictures. no wait a bunch of them.
i agree with eddie. he'll always be your friend. that's because birds of a feather flock together
oooOoH look at the amount of attention such a post generates...
Mwahaha.
funny post... hahaha...
temme = arnold... cool
(show your muscles, tem)
and say this : astalavista, baby.
hahaha...
Great. I get to be on Hollywood Squares. Whoppi :>
And Hallomango, I think it's actually hastalavista, though the way to pronounce it would be correct, given that H is silent in that instance.
So you would be...Allomango :>
One word, and one word only... disturbing... In the extreme...
Fuckthatshite man
i seriously thought you were describing me, you bitch.
girl there are kids reading this blog, so u really wanna try putting *** where applicable :P
I don't want to have to break my own law of deleting comments. haha.
and no, wasn't describing you. you're probably a little (or a lot) more out-of-proportion than angelina jolie
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