Ah Shu telling story

So me and Paris Hilton were exchanging stories about people getting married and she told me about a friend of hers who has a sister who's about to get married. She told me about how they met. And I fictionalized it into this series of letters:

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dear girl, i don't know you but i can imagine that you're hot. if that is so then i'll want to marry you. love, boy.

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dear boy, i AM hot. but even if i'm not, i'll lie to you and tell you that i'm hot, just so u'll marry me. cos i want to marry you too. love, girl.

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dear girl, i think currently the vibes are shooting in the wrong direction, but i think it's okay. i'm a good christian boy and i won't be evil.i may be horny but i won't commit adultery. love, boy

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dear boy, it's okay. i know how men are. but i trust you. it's just the sixth sense thing where i know u're the right male for me. and it's okay, i'm horny too, though i have no horns. haha. lame. i know. miss you, even though i've never seen u before. love, girl.

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And that's it. There's actually a very raunchy bit at the end which I decided I will not post here for fears of embarassing shu. So if you wanna read it. Contact me privately and maybe i'll whisper it in your ear.