TMY's Weekly Matchup!!! - Retard War
A re-posting of a previous blog-post. This week's poll will be a matchup between five friends of mine. Basically you just pick your favorite person in terms of retardity. If you don't know any of them, vote anyway based on what you see:)
Here are the people:
CANDIDATE NO.1
Puah Sze Ning
*
CANDIDATE NO.2
Natalie Leow
*
CANDIDATE NO.3
Sarah Jane Cheong
*
CANDIDATE NO.4
Kerry-Ann Augustin
*
CANDIDATE NO.5
Low Li Yien and Yong Sze Mun
*
Last week's winner.
It was a big fat trashing.
Leia Organa 26%
Padme Amidala 61%
Tie 13%
Here are the people:
CANDIDATE NO.1
Puah Sze Ning
*
CANDIDATE NO.2
Natalie Leow
*
CANDIDATE NO.3
Sarah Jane Cheong
*
CANDIDATE NO.4
Kerry-Ann Augustin
*
CANDIDATE NO.5
Low Li Yien and Yong Sze Mun
*
Last week's winner.
It was a big fat trashing.
Leia Organa 26%
Padme Amidala 61%
Tie 13%
2 Comments:
Kuala Lumpur:
This race is going down to the wire, ladies and gentlemen. The Monash University Favourite Retard Pageant (MUFRP for short) is now underway, and the responses have been fast and furious!
And of course leading the pack is Kerry-Ann. The pundits have not misplaced their faith in her, not especially since the odds of her winning are an astonishing 1.001:1 - the lowest payout since Judas Iscariot won the Biggest Wanker of the 12 Disciples Award in AD34 (1.00267:1).
But not far behind Kerry-Ann is our second favourite, Natalie. And with photographs like that, it's not difficult to see why. Odds at 3:1, don't be too surprised if you see this wild card make a sudden surge for the finish line in days to come.
For those of you expecting a two-horse race, think again. Sze Ning may not be one of the favourites to win, but she is not too far off from taking the lead. With 12:1 odds stacked against her, this could be your chance to make a quick buck, before it's too late
Of course, the performance of the Sze Mun-Li Yien tagteam has been disappointing to say the least. Many had expected them to do well, especially considering the 5:1 odds the pundits have carelessly placed on them. Folks who have placed good money on these two must surely be kicking themselves now.
And Sarah? She's just there for comic relief. No one expects her to win. The odds are 100:1. Bet a dollar just for fun. And you'll be glad if she makes number one.
-Rotters
eh go do your assignment la. Good post though. Hee hee.
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