TMY's Weekly Matchup #3 - Sidekick Fight
Peter Pan and Shrek... that would be to predictable a fight, so let's do their sidekicks!
Introducing Tinkerbell, sidekick of Peter Pan; and Donkey, sidekick of Shrek.
Tinkerbell fact-file
- She is very small, about the size of a standard palm. If she is blown to the proportion of a standard female, she would have a very good figure and would turn a lot of men on. Her little size makes her very very agile. At high speeds, she is almost invisible.
- She can fly. The combination of her being small and able to fly makes her like a human mosquito, where you can hardly see her should she try to harrass your emotions and mood.
- She has a wand. Most of the time its a tool to help others fly, but never know, it might have more powers than that.
- No one can really hear her speak.
Donkey fact-file
- Everyone wishes that he'd shut up sometimes.
- He's slow for a donkey, but with his trash talking, he can stall for time very easily.
- His prior experience being a horse would have taught him a thing or two about stampeding.
- His prior experience in flying for a few seconds with fairy fust (in Shrek 1) would give him an insight to Tinkerbell's offense.
- has short legs and a useless tail.
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Last Week's results:
Squid vs Prawn. Who's tougher?
Squid - 62%
Prawn - 31%
Tie - 8%
Introducing Tinkerbell, sidekick of Peter Pan; and Donkey, sidekick of Shrek.
Tinkerbell fact-file
- She is very small, about the size of a standard palm. If she is blown to the proportion of a standard female, she would have a very good figure and would turn a lot of men on. Her little size makes her very very agile. At high speeds, she is almost invisible.
- She can fly. The combination of her being small and able to fly makes her like a human mosquito, where you can hardly see her should she try to harrass your emotions and mood.
- She has a wand. Most of the time its a tool to help others fly, but never know, it might have more powers than that.
- No one can really hear her speak.
Donkey fact-file
- Everyone wishes that he'd shut up sometimes.
- He's slow for a donkey, but with his trash talking, he can stall for time very easily.
- His prior experience being a horse would have taught him a thing or two about stampeding.
- His prior experience in flying for a few seconds with fairy fust (in Shrek 1) would give him an insight to Tinkerbell's offense.
- has short legs and a useless tail.
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Last Week's results:
Squid vs Prawn. Who's tougher?
Squid - 62%
Prawn - 31%
Tie - 8%
5 Comments:
Donkey is soooo adorable!!
btw, regarding last week's poll results, Shi Ying i bet rounded up everyone to vote for squid...
haha i remember her asking.... hey hey go TMY's blog and vote for squiddddd... plsssss
Prawns can't win (or something along the lines of the inferiority of prawns)
here's living proof of how polls can be skewed.. :P
Lolz
hehe
Lolz.......... Donkey wins by default, cause his lameness causes Tinkerbell to puncture her ear-drums with her wand just to stop having to listen to him...... That and Donkey was voiced by eddie murphy..... one of the all time great comedians....
Lady Darth Tinkerbell. *sniggers*
-the other tinkerbell
tinkerbell of course.
look at that tiny skirt!
perky must be her middle name
or middle part, whichever.
Can't hear tinkerbell talk ?
ooohh i could do sooo many things
to her to make her audible ;)
tee hee hee. im so naughty.
p/s : her magic wand may come in
handy too . Literally.
Funny you should mention how donnkey use to be a horse.
Do you know, that if you breed a donkey and a horse, you'd get a mule?
My vote is for Donkey, cause tinkerbell is prettier than I.
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