The Power of Juventus - And a few other notable matters
1. Why and how did Juventus F.C. beat Real Madrid F.C. in the recent Champions League knockout?
Answer: Juve was good...
2. Why and how did Manchester United lose to AC Milan?
Answer: Man U suck. And not many teams can beat the crap out of Milan at home.
3. Why and how did Chelsea beat the crap out of Barcelona?
Answer: Ronaldinho cursed his own team with his gigantically oversized mouth
4. Why and how did Arsenal got kicked out by Bayern Munich?
Answer: Bayern has a reputable track record for kicking big asses when it matters most
5. Why and how did Liverpool make the quarter finals by beating Leverkusen?
Answer: I have no idea! But it definitely adds salt to the wound of Ronaldinho's bleeding lips, since he said that no English team will make the quarter finals.
Answer: Juve was good...
2. Why and how did Manchester United lose to AC Milan?
Answer: Man U suck. And not many teams can beat the crap out of Milan at home.
3. Why and how did Chelsea beat the crap out of Barcelona?
Answer: Ronaldinho cursed his own team with his gigantically oversized mouth
4. Why and how did Arsenal got kicked out by Bayern Munich?
Answer: Bayern has a reputable track record for kicking big asses when it matters most
5. Why and how did Liverpool make the quarter finals by beating Leverkusen?
Answer: I have no idea! But it definitely adds salt to the wound of Ronaldinho's bleeding lips, since he said that no English team will make the quarter finals.



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