Thursday, March 10, 2005

The Power of Juventus - And a few other notable matters

1. Why and how did Juventus F.C. beat Real Madrid F.C. in the recent Champions League knockout?

Answer: Juve was good...

2. Why and how did Manchester United lose to AC Milan?

Answer: Man U suck. And not many teams can beat the crap out of Milan at home.

3. Why and how did Chelsea beat the crap out of Barcelona?

Answer: Ronaldinho cursed his own team with his gigantically oversized mouth

4. Why and how did Arsenal got kicked out by Bayern Munich?

Answer: Bayern has a reputable track record for kicking big asses when it matters most

5. Why and how did Liverpool make the quarter finals by beating Leverkusen?

Answer: I have no idea! But it definitely adds salt to the wound of Ronaldinho's bleeding lips, since he said that no English team will make the quarter finals.

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