MSN Tales #2: The Kingdom of Frogs

While I was chatting with Sze Mun, she demanded a tale. She did say, at the end of it, that next time she wants a fairy tale, rather than a tale of frogs... And keep in mind there are a trillion typos cos I don't bother editing them.

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Once upon a time...
there lived a Frog
He could bloat to the size of a tennis ball without trying.
if he tried really hard, he could bloat to the size of a basketball
and burp so loud, the entire frog kingdom would hear him
he was the king of burpers in the frog kingdom
no other frog could match his great big burp
for frogs, there are three skills that define his/her quality

1. the ability to burp

2. the ability to stick your long tongue out and catch food to eat

3. the ability to jump as far as possible

This frog, called Booba, has drawn attention over the years for his skill of burping, and eating, and jumping.
many other frogs were jealous

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On the far side of the world
the queen of the mosquito kingdom decided that it is time to end the threat of the frogs
for when the ministers of mosquitoland gave their annual report
it was shown
that 85% of fatalities were caused by frogs
and so, the queen of mosquitoland decided to eliminate the frogs once and for all!
but she knew that mosquitos alone wasn't enough to invade the kingdom of frogs
so she sent envoys to the tower of flies
and the cavern of cockroaches
and both sides agreed to the invasion of frog land
and so, the trillions of bugs prepared for the invasion of the kingdom of frogs
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Booba was on guard on one of the guard outposts
it was his turn to keep watch of the kingdom of frog
when two little froglings crept up behind him
...

Booba suddenly saw a swarm of flies flying towards the city
and he prepares his basketball burp to alert the entire kingdom!!!
but the froglings spat a sharp stone at his bloated throat
and Booba's voice snapped
and a wheeze came out instead
and so the flies charged through the city gates of the frogs and every single frog were caught offguard
and so the guard frogs tried all they could to stick their tongue out and kill the flies
they didn't eat the fliesbecause their stomach wouldn't have been able to accomodate the millions of flies
so what they did
was
catch the fly
crunch it
and spat it back out
and while the rest of the frogs slowly got out of their beds
the guards killed an endless swarm of flies
and just as they thought they were gonna survive
the mosquitos came
and they stung every frog in their way
and the cockcroaches came
though they served as nothing but a distraction for the frogs
so the hundreds of frogs were engulfed in an epic battle against a sea of flies and mosquitoes
and the mosquitos didn't mind dying
as long as they manage to sting the frogs
because the frogs will be infected
and they will die

Booba fought very hard, and killed 5000 flies and mosquitoes by either crunching them
or burping so that the flies would crash and burn
due to the strong air
after hours of tireless fighting
the frogs were exhausted
and were dying
when Booba realized he must do one thing
he leaped to the tallest plant available
bloated his injured throat to the size of a planet
and burped
immediately he fell from the plant
and died

but it was the loudest burp ever heard in all of froggieland

half the flies and mosquitoes died from the sound
but still the frogs were losing

when suddenly, the TOADS COME TO THE RESCUE

they heard BOOBA's call

and the big bad toads came and stomped the flies and the mosquitoes to death and so...

Booba sacrificed himself for the kingdom of Frogs