Friday, June 02, 2006

X-Commies: Origin #2 - Cannonwoman



Lee Wei Wei started wei wei-ing around with cameras since the age of 5. She took pictures of everything. By the age of 14, she was well known to be one of the best photographers in her generation. She was also known at that time, to be one of the most seductive 14 year tolds that ever lived. Many men who fell for her call her "temme", like "tempt me".

If only that was Wei Wei's mutant power. At the age of 16, she tempted a poor boy giving a demonstration on how ancient cannons work to fire a cannonball straight at her so she can take a picture of a cannonball flying straight at the camera. The poor boy got tempted into thinking that after shooting Wei Wei he'll get to be her boyfriend, so he fired a cannonball right at her face.

The cannonball went straight through her camera lens and right into her face. She did not explode, but her mutant powers, whatever it was, processed the cannonball, and now constantly duplicates copies of it. Whenever she opens her eyes, she fires cannonballs. And only Canon lens caps can stop her from killing people.

This makes her blind most of the time. But her tempting powers still exist, and so, I suppose, some of her needs can still be fulfilled.

2 Comments:

Blogger lee wei said...

*smacks meng yoe on the forehead*

10:57 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you smack with cannonballs, tem? :P

10:20 am  

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