X-Men: Commies United!!!
Let me introduce to you the world's latest band of rag-tag superhero mutants. They were born with the X-gene. Feared by both human and mutants, these superheroes continue to fight for Professor X's dream of unity... These are the latest generation of the infamous X-Men... locally bred and trained...
X-Men: Commies United
Details are fuzzy, but here are 5 confirmed members of not so secret X-team.
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Joanne Soo Liyeng
Codename: The Terminatress
Details: She uses her right eye to look, and left eye to stare. At men, preferrably.
Codename: Electric Boy (real name unknown)
Details: Mastermind of Commies United. Can generate an unlimited amount of electrical power. Some believe that he can transform entirely into pure electricity. He's electrifying.
Temme Lee Wei Wei
Codename: CannonWoman
Detail: Something like Cyclops, if unprotected, her eyes fire cannonballs of fire without ceasing. Only way to protect her eyes if using Canon (you know, Canon cameras) lens cap to cover her eyes (as shown in pic).
Eddie G
Codename: The Ape
Details: He's an... ape. Some say he's the son of the Beast, a member of the original X-Men. But it is unlikely as the Ape is much less agile, strong, and good looking.
Ah Shu
Codename: Steamy Shu
Detail: She breathes steam out of her mouth happily. She can create a mist out of that bad breath of hers. If she's had a bad meal, it might even be toxic. Mind you, she's not hot.
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It is uncertain, but reports indicate that X-Men: Commies United are behind the recent capture of Malaysia's most wanted villain, the Ugly Lizard, who's a really ugly lizard. Ugly Lizard, real name Wong Meng Hong, is reputed to be a member of a group of rebel mutants, bent on wreaking havoc over all the universe, called the Engineers of the Square Table.
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Lameness accomplished.
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I love my commie friends. Will photoshop more X-Commies in the near future, and uglify the Engineers more. haha. All in good fun.
X-Men: Commies United
Details are fuzzy, but here are 5 confirmed members of not so secret X-team.
*
Joanne Soo Liyeng
Codename: The Terminatress
Details: She uses her right eye to look, and left eye to stare. At men, preferrably.
Codename: Electric Boy (real name unknown)
Details: Mastermind of Commies United. Can generate an unlimited amount of electrical power. Some believe that he can transform entirely into pure electricity. He's electrifying.
Temme Lee Wei Wei
Codename: CannonWoman
Detail: Something like Cyclops, if unprotected, her eyes fire cannonballs of fire without ceasing. Only way to protect her eyes if using Canon (you know, Canon cameras) lens cap to cover her eyes (as shown in pic).
Eddie G
Codename: The Ape
Details: He's an... ape. Some say he's the son of the Beast, a member of the original X-Men. But it is unlikely as the Ape is much less agile, strong, and good looking.
Ah Shu
Codename: Steamy Shu
Detail: She breathes steam out of her mouth happily. She can create a mist out of that bad breath of hers. If she's had a bad meal, it might even be toxic. Mind you, she's not hot.
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It is uncertain, but reports indicate that X-Men: Commies United are behind the recent capture of Malaysia's most wanted villain, the Ugly Lizard, who's a really ugly lizard. Ugly Lizard, real name Wong Meng Hong, is reputed to be a member of a group of rebel mutants, bent on wreaking havoc over all the universe, called the Engineers of the Square Table.
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Lameness accomplished.
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I love my commie friends. Will photoshop more X-Commies in the near future, and uglify the Engineers more. haha. All in good fun.
8 Comments:
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commies rule, engineers drool.
YEAH!
i simply must add this in.
eddie looks like a..........goat.
I can't remember where but he looks like some movie character. Possibly from Narnia. Mr. Tumnus or something...
i just figured it out.
he looks like the goat from disney's hercules!!
eh. mr tumnus looks so much better than the ape here ok.
on the other hand, terminatress happens to be the hottest character around. so seductive.
HAHAHA!
Aik! Now I know who I look like! The Keeper of the Grove... only a little more blue, and without the pointy Night Elf ears.
And the only reason why the Terminatress is so hot is because her air-con broke down.
Erm. I think something's gone a bit berserk in your blog here with regards to the text sizes. Check the side bar & the previous posts.
lol..
nice photoshop work..
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