Toilet Fight
Kay Aye is in the ladies washroom. She is wearing black slacks and a stylish looking baby-t shirt that says "Slap Me. I'm hot." She is standing by the sink. She is applying lipstick on her lips while staring into the mirror. It's a dark red lipstick to go with her pale white facial skin. She is adoring and admiring her own face. Her own lips.
Aise Einn walks into the ladies washroom. She is wearing an oriental cheongsam. The red cheongsam is quite obviously a dress of high quality, used only for important functions. She places her little handbag by the sink and rummages gently for her lipstick. She gives a vain look of self-adoration into the mirror before beginning to apply the light pink lipstick on her thin lips.
Kay Aye gives a sideway glance at Aise Einn. The kind of sideway glance that says "Oh, does she think she's very pretty?" in the most envious tone.
Aise Einn notices Kay Aye's ugly look, so without must hesitation, turns to Kay Aye and says, "What are you looking at, b**ch?"
"Look who you're callin' a bitch, b**ch. And I was looking at your lipstick. It doesn't match you orange face and red dress. Very much a turn-off." snapped Kay Aye.
"Look, b***ch, I'm not trying to turn you on. And you can keep your opinion to yourself. At least I don't need to use a t-shit that says "Slap Me, I'm Hot" to make people realize I'm hot. Because I'm hot. At first glance." replied Aise Einn.
"Oh that was a little bit too outrageous don't you think? I was only talking about your lipstick. Your un-branded lipstick, if I may add."
"No you may not add, you filthy little fish. And my lipstick looks better than yours. Your lipstick look as though you've gotten into a fight and your lips is permanently bruised." commented Aise Einn.
"Keep talkin and I'll give you a REAL bruise, b**ch." threatened Kay Aye.
"You can try. But I’d rather you slap yourself, since you said 'Slap me, I'm Ho-" Poof. Kay Aye punches Aise Einn right in her nose. Caught off guard, Aise Einn staggers backwards.
Kay Aye, flexible due to her wearing pants instead of a skirt, jumped as high as the toilet ceiling and kicked Aise Einn right at her face again. Aise Einn flies backwards and rams the wall.
A few wall tiles cracks.
Kay Aye lands on the ground and stands in a kung-fu stance. Aise Einn gets up, wipes whatever blood is in her face, and charges towards Kay Aye.
Turns out both of them know kung-fu.
Aise Einn tries punching Kay Aye left right and center but to no avail. So she pushes Kay Aye backwards, and with whatever time she bought herself tore the side of her cheongsam so she can utilize her legs.
So now they start fighting for real. Kay Aye, after a series of punches and kicks, grabs Aise Einn's hair, pulls it kicks her leg to make her lose her balance. Aise Einn screams in pain.
Kay Aye then smashes Aise Einn's face into the mirror. Kaplang! Another mirror. Kaplang! Another mirror! Aise Einn looks really bloody now. Her face is stuck with a million pieces of shattered and powdered glass.
"Ugh." Out of extreme pain, Aise Einn exhales. She snaps out of it very quickly, since she notices Kay Aye flinging her little handbag at her face again. Aise Einn dodges the hit and makes her way for the door. Kay Aye reaches Aise Einn in time to rest her hand on the door. Aise Einn, out of frustration, gives Kay Aye a knee at the belly, then opens the door and slams the door at Kay Aye's face.
Kay Aye, in a reflex move, stamps on Aise Einn's foot. Kay Aye then grabs Aise Einn's hair and pushes her backwards and Kaplang! Another mirror.
Aise Einn grabs Kay Aye's hair in retaliation and now both of them are locked by pulling each other's hair. In a nice turn and acrobatic move, Aise Einn smashes Kay Aye's head in the last remaining mirror. Kaplang!
Then they start another flurry of kung-fu moves.
Kay Aye finally manages to grab Aise Ann's face again smashes into a sink scattered with little pieces of glass.
Now Aise Einn's face is really bleeding with a lot of glass. She tries to dust some of it off her face, despite its pain. That move of hers gives Kay Aye another opportunity to attack.
"I'll help you clean your face, b***h" Kay Aye shouts.
She kicks Aise Einn's belly over and over again until she's almost paralyzed, or numb at least, then grabs her hair tightly. Kay Aye then drags Aise Einn's body. One hand on her hair, and the other wringing her neck, to one of the cubicles.
Kay Aye slams Aise Einn's body on the wall of the cubicle, bitch slaps her a few times, says, "This is for talking smart with me. I'm going to clean your face now."
Then Kay Aye stuffs Aise Einn's head into the toilet bowl and without hesitation flushes. Aise Einn struggles like a madwoman.
But with her head well stuck in the toilet bowl, her body was in no position to retaliate.
Kay Aye flushes again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
Still Aise Einn struggles.
Flush.
Flush.
Finally Kay Aye pulls Aise Einn's head out
"Oh my, clean now. You're rather beautiful now. In an ugly way."
True enough. Aise Einn looked clean. And white. Lipstickless. Almost fainted.
Kay Aye drags her out and while dragging her out, Aise Einn grabs her handbag without Kay Aye knowing, pulls out a blade in her bag and stabs Kay Aye's leg. Kay Aye screams, drops Aise Einn and kneels down to grab her leg.
Aise Einn, without hesitation, swings the blade right at Kay Aye's face.
Kay Aye dies.
Aise Einn then struggles, stands up over Kay Aye's dead body and says, "I'm the lipstick queen. Slap me."
-The end-
Aise Einn walks into the ladies washroom. She is wearing an oriental cheongsam. The red cheongsam is quite obviously a dress of high quality, used only for important functions. She places her little handbag by the sink and rummages gently for her lipstick. She gives a vain look of self-adoration into the mirror before beginning to apply the light pink lipstick on her thin lips.
Kay Aye gives a sideway glance at Aise Einn. The kind of sideway glance that says "Oh, does she think she's very pretty?" in the most envious tone.
Aise Einn notices Kay Aye's ugly look, so without must hesitation, turns to Kay Aye and says, "What are you looking at, b**ch?"
"Look who you're callin' a bitch, b**ch. And I was looking at your lipstick. It doesn't match you orange face and red dress. Very much a turn-off." snapped Kay Aye.
"Look, b***ch, I'm not trying to turn you on. And you can keep your opinion to yourself. At least I don't need to use a t-shit that says "Slap Me, I'm Hot" to make people realize I'm hot. Because I'm hot. At first glance." replied Aise Einn.
"Oh that was a little bit too outrageous don't you think? I was only talking about your lipstick. Your un-branded lipstick, if I may add."
"No you may not add, you filthy little fish. And my lipstick looks better than yours. Your lipstick look as though you've gotten into a fight and your lips is permanently bruised." commented Aise Einn.
"Keep talkin and I'll give you a REAL bruise, b**ch." threatened Kay Aye.
"You can try. But I’d rather you slap yourself, since you said 'Slap me, I'm Ho-" Poof. Kay Aye punches Aise Einn right in her nose. Caught off guard, Aise Einn staggers backwards.
Kay Aye, flexible due to her wearing pants instead of a skirt, jumped as high as the toilet ceiling and kicked Aise Einn right at her face again. Aise Einn flies backwards and rams the wall.
A few wall tiles cracks.
Kay Aye lands on the ground and stands in a kung-fu stance. Aise Einn gets up, wipes whatever blood is in her face, and charges towards Kay Aye.
Turns out both of them know kung-fu.
Aise Einn tries punching Kay Aye left right and center but to no avail. So she pushes Kay Aye backwards, and with whatever time she bought herself tore the side of her cheongsam so she can utilize her legs.
So now they start fighting for real. Kay Aye, after a series of punches and kicks, grabs Aise Einn's hair, pulls it kicks her leg to make her lose her balance. Aise Einn screams in pain.
Kay Aye then smashes Aise Einn's face into the mirror. Kaplang! Another mirror. Kaplang! Another mirror! Aise Einn looks really bloody now. Her face is stuck with a million pieces of shattered and powdered glass.
"Ugh." Out of extreme pain, Aise Einn exhales. She snaps out of it very quickly, since she notices Kay Aye flinging her little handbag at her face again. Aise Einn dodges the hit and makes her way for the door. Kay Aye reaches Aise Einn in time to rest her hand on the door. Aise Einn, out of frustration, gives Kay Aye a knee at the belly, then opens the door and slams the door at Kay Aye's face.
Kay Aye, in a reflex move, stamps on Aise Einn's foot. Kay Aye then grabs Aise Einn's hair and pushes her backwards and Kaplang! Another mirror.
Aise Einn grabs Kay Aye's hair in retaliation and now both of them are locked by pulling each other's hair. In a nice turn and acrobatic move, Aise Einn smashes Kay Aye's head in the last remaining mirror. Kaplang!
Then they start another flurry of kung-fu moves.
Kay Aye finally manages to grab Aise Ann's face again smashes into a sink scattered with little pieces of glass.
Now Aise Einn's face is really bleeding with a lot of glass. She tries to dust some of it off her face, despite its pain. That move of hers gives Kay Aye another opportunity to attack.
"I'll help you clean your face, b***h" Kay Aye shouts.
She kicks Aise Einn's belly over and over again until she's almost paralyzed, or numb at least, then grabs her hair tightly. Kay Aye then drags Aise Einn's body. One hand on her hair, and the other wringing her neck, to one of the cubicles.
Kay Aye slams Aise Einn's body on the wall of the cubicle, bitch slaps her a few times, says, "This is for talking smart with me. I'm going to clean your face now."
Then Kay Aye stuffs Aise Einn's head into the toilet bowl and without hesitation flushes. Aise Einn struggles like a madwoman.
But with her head well stuck in the toilet bowl, her body was in no position to retaliate.
Kay Aye flushes again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
Still Aise Einn struggles.
Flush.
Flush.
Finally Kay Aye pulls Aise Einn's head out
"Oh my, clean now. You're rather beautiful now. In an ugly way."
True enough. Aise Einn looked clean. And white. Lipstickless. Almost fainted.
Kay Aye drags her out and while dragging her out, Aise Einn grabs her handbag without Kay Aye knowing, pulls out a blade in her bag and stabs Kay Aye's leg. Kay Aye screams, drops Aise Einn and kneels down to grab her leg.
Aise Einn, without hesitation, swings the blade right at Kay Aye's face.
Kay Aye dies.
Aise Einn then struggles, stands up over Kay Aye's dead body and says, "I'm the lipstick queen. Slap me."
-The end-
1 Comments:
Wow. That was a fairly abrupt ending to the story.
What makes me go "hmmmm" is that I was interested enough to read the entire thing. It was good, and in my head ran like a grainy-artsy movie, mostly in black and white, but seeing the colors of the clothes. And the blood.
Good blog!
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