Bush vs Kerry : Whoever loses, we win

"My opponent recently announced that he is the candidate of 'conservative values', which must have come as a surprise to a lot of his supporters. Now, there are some problems with this claim. If you say the heart and soul of America is found in Hollywood, I'm afraid you are not the candidate of conservative values."
American president George W. Bush, commenting on his Democratic presidential contender John Kerry, during the recent Republican National Convention, New York.