Cows and flying cows that fly over moons and lands on a chilli farm.

Here is story of how Benji the cow cultivated the habit of eating chilli sauce.

Once upon a time, he was practicing his acrobatic and athletic skills in the middle of the night. One of his favorite moves was jumping over the moon.

So he did. And he jumped over the moon.

Just that on that particular occasion, he miscalculated the trajectory and was bound to miss his initial landing target. So since he couldn't do anything at all, he let fly anyway. Might as well enjoy the ride.

He landed on a chilli farm. Then he squashed a thousand chillis with the impact of his meteoric impact on the farm. The chillis turned to pulp.

And Benji started licking them.

Benji got fantastically good results for his recent term in Monash.
He's my colleague now in some magazine company.

Congrats my friend. I told you chilli sauce was good for you.
Kudos to Sarah, Mal and Szenny as well. Fikri's results got barred cos he didn't eat any chilli sauce over the semester. As for the rest of the dudes and dudettes, I haven't heard from you ppl yet but kudos in advance!!!